amazingmars:

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

mcavoy:

There’s literally a tweet for everything.

tredlocity:

pochowek:

the legality of parodies is so funny. if you take a bit from someones work without their permission its illegal UNLESS you make fun of them

vvhaleshark:

renners-chick:

vvhaleshark:

I come home from a six hour drive from Los Angeles back to my house and im fuckin hungry so im gonna make a quesadilla right and i sprinkle the fucking cheese on the tortilla right and i put it in the microwave except the microwaAVE ISNT THERE. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MICROWAVE WHERE THE FUCK IS IT SOMEONEN STOLE MY GODDAMNED MICROWAVE WHILE I WAS VACATIONING. MY TV IS STILL HERE EVERYTHING IS STILL HERE THEY STOLE MY GOIDAMNED MICROWVAE. ITS FUCKING GONE WHAT THE HELL I JUST WANT A GODAMNED MOTHEFUCKING QUESADILLA

Here’s some advice…. learn to use a stove. They taste better that way any way.

jokes on YOU i made thi s post up for notes how do you FEEL

iman-92:

i swear nothing in this world compares to love from a woman. and i’m not even just talking about romantic love. the way women love the people in their lives so selflessly and abundantly and genuinely is so beautiful to me. women are truly special

scotty2thotty:

mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…